Lonely retired guy w/construction knowhow & tools (sctx)

Are you a retired, alone-living gal who has a home-betterment project you've been contemplating? The type of "client" I'm seeking will be healthy, attractive, upbeat, unattached, 60-ish and financially comfortable.
(What you'll be getting is an amiable volunteer who enjoys pleasing quality ladies via his multiple/excellent builder-type capabilities.
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