$200 / 1br - 260ft2 - Eclipse Casita (Hill Country)

Need a place to stay in the path of eclipse totality in the Texas Hill Country? $200 per night.
NO naggERS! It is just a room in a casita.
No bathroom.
You can pee outside.
No food.
There is a mini-fridge, tv, a/c, and a futon.
If you’re cool and not fuckin weirdos we might share some fajitas with you.
LMK.