desperate dudes trolling Craigslist offering shelter in exchange for "services.
" No surprise there I guess.
Vatos looking for homeless women, cold, freezing women.
Should look up my ex, she's cold.
Desperate vatos.
There's one on here who's been looking for a "mother figure" for his 8 year old son.
Been looking for a woman since the kid was in diapers.
And my personal favorite, the "live in helper" or "personal assistant" desperate dude.
He's been looking for a homeless beauty queen for years, offering his "wisdom" and all of his life's experience to some lucky gal.
He don't just want any lucky gal, she has to be clean, no drugs, no alcohol, no smokers, no boyfriends, have all her teeth (not in a glass either), and be willing to move in for a "try out" LOL! Dude don't get it, no woman wants to follow your old saggy ass around, scraping your balls off the floor as you walk, in exchange for your "wisdom.
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Desperate Dudes indeed.