Two Adult Individuals Seeking Texas Hospitality (San Antonio)

Hi.
Two business-minded individuals looking to barter (cleaning services/petsitting/Housesitting/ Personal Assistant/Admin/Christmas decorating for example) for free accommodations for one month, during which time we’ll discuss payment arrangements, if applicable regarding a longer stay.
Open to tiny home, trailer/camper as well.
Okay with all cats and dogs.
Wi-Fi is highly preferred for work/creativity.
We do not smoke, throw parties or participate in heavy drinking.
We remain focused on our personal business.
Serious responses only, please.
PS: Some facts about the writer of this post: she’s a freelance writer that loves watching the NFL, loves watching Hallmark movies with Mom, loves Pokémon and loves Rapunzel from Disney’s Tangled.