Loan/Investment/answer prayer - $1 (San Antonio)

Hello to all that will read I urgently needing assistance I am looking for someone to loan me $25,000 so that I can purchase, move, and do some upgrades to a Mobile home.
I’m really running out of time my Anniversary is in a few weeks and I would love to at least have the keys to hand to my wife.
For your help I am willing to make it worth your while I can pay $2000 a month times 24 months which will be $48,000 a really nice return on your investment.
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My wife and I both work and make ok money so paying $2000 a month is not a problem for the past 3 years we have been renting and paying $2300 we are willing to do whatever it takes to earn your trust and assure you that we will return all of your your money plus.
Respond to this post only if you have the money and are willing to help me out